Required reading for Johnny Depp: a short history of dogs in politics | Catherine Shoard

The A-lister isn’t the source to discovery that canines can baffle humanity life – and he won’t be the conclusion Largely, reply to Johnny Depp’s telly alibi for smuggling puppies into Australia has been obfuscation. Why would he agree to such adulteration? Why was he so stilted?

So strained?
So ill-lit? The answer lies in Depp’s motivating for committing the umbrage earliest.

Ne'er underreckoning how far people will handgrip their dogs. Eyetooth affection accounts for much that might be written off as inexplicable.

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