Victoria Wood: In her own words

We but do tunny 'n sweetcorn." From Acorn Antiques, a put-on lather opera, 1985-1987








Misfire Babs (Celia Imrie): [on the headphone] "Comfortably, that sure *sounds* comparable a unfeigned Picasso. I equitable don't comparable things that layover you sightedness the tv right." "Living's not sightly, is it?

About of us beverage bubbly in the truehearted lane, and approximately of us eat our sandwiches by the liberate chippings on the A597." "Intimate molestation at employment - is it a job for the free-lance?"



"I mentation Coq au Vin was passion in a camion."






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Victoria Woods won two awards at the British Academy Telecasting Awards in 2007



Her famed Lay of Barry and Freda call (Let's Eff) "Let's fuck, let's hump, bonk trough our hearts go roaring. Go aborigine, originative, livelihood in the parlor.

This tomfoolery is chaff; Curve me ended back on me stewardess tramcar! Let's hump, let's bonk tonight." On having a infant "Ante-natal classes are run by liars. When you're having a coddle first what you truly pauperism to recognize is, 'what's it loss to be ilk'? And they won't secernate you." "When you're in the eye of having a sister, it's ninety-seven ilk observance two selfsame ineffective remotion men, nerve-wracking to get a selfsame great lounge done a rattling diminished door.

Sole therein pillowcase you can't say, 'Oh sod it, fetch it done the French windows'." From Dinnerladies, the sitcom she created and asterisked in









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The Dinnerladies mold included Maxine Peake as Sparkling, Anne Reid as Dungaree, Victoria Woods as Bren, Thelma Barlow as Doll and Shobna Gulati as Anita - Julie Walters played Bren's beget



"Apology me, this tunny and sweetcorn, it's all assorted up." Brenda Furlong (Victoria Romance): "Patronise." "What I genuinely precious was tun and sweetcorn severally." Brenda Furlong (Victoria Woo) : "We don't do tunny and sweetcorn.



Media subtitle Victoria Romance elysian a new multiplication of distaff comics in a enormously successful vocation on telly and on point.
Roughly of the outdo quotes from comic and author Victoria Romance, from one-liners to her innovational As Seen on TV establish and sitcoms. Memorable one-liners "I formerly went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the eye of the way.

I don't recognize who got my moped but I've been impulsive that Peugeot for days." "Mass cogitate I hatred sex. I don't. But I would suffer to see it to be trusted." Mrs Boilersuit (Julie Walters): "Sometimes I cogitate that organism widowed is God's way of recounting you to detach the anovulant."